Title: The Dread Pirate Chad
Author: breea1
Disclaimer: Not mine, not a one.
Theme: spn_30snapshotsChoose Your Own Adventure Table, Prompt: Water
Word Count: 2653
Characters: Chad, J2, Donna Ackles, Mac Ac...actually, pretty much everyone.
Summary: Avast, me hearties!

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Okay, I'm not sure why I've done this (or what it is to be fair, or, indeed, what the point is) but I have just been persuaded to join the above. Apparently I now need to tell people. As I am looking at this as a kind of glorified global txting service and have linked it to my phone ::looks piercingly at Mel:: this means I am now, in theory, able to play on line no matter where I am. I think. I'm not sure. I kind of stopped loving technology when two cups and bit of string fell out of fashion. Anyway, the user name is breea2 if anyone is interested...or understands the point of the whole thing.

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Title: Just Like Chad
Author: breea1
Disclaimer: Not mine, not a one.
Theme: spn_30snapshotsChoose Your Own Adventure Table, Prompt: Friend
Word Count: 2044
Characters: Chad, Kate Ackles
Summary: Who ya gonna call?
A/N: This is a timestamp in the 'Just Like This' 'verse which can be found here

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You probably noticed I'm not the most chatty Cathy when it comes to personal updates on my journal, but I had to share...

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Author: breea1
Rating: R (for language)
Disclaimer: Not true in the slightest.
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Synopsis: Jared Padalecki would really like to stop accidentally kidnapping the hot, angry guy with the smokin' green eyes because - if nothing else - it makes it really damn difficult to talk to the man and get a date when he's trying to climb out of a window or scale a twelve foot high fence to get away. And Jared's a nice guy - accidental kidnappings aside, obviously. Jensen Ackles would really like the tall guy with the sincere smile and desperate explanations to stop abducting him because - well, because its really damn annoying, okay? He's trying to do a job here! Jeffrey Dean Morgan runs a private security firm that employs Jensen and his best friend Danneel because they're pretty, they're not bad at fighting off unwanted attentions until rescue arrives and they really good at what they do. He'd really like them to remember that they're good at their jobs and stop trying to wriggle out of the lucrative contract they've scored just because one of the clients happens to have accidentally held Jensen against his will a couple of times. Or three. They're meant to be professionals after all.

Author's note: I have no excuse. One day the image of Jensen lying on a bed, half naked, confused and scowling as he slurs 'Christ, I got roofied? Again?" popped into my head and, well, the above was born. Also Danneel scowling 'What's with the pretty boy parade?" was pretty damn funny too. Entry No. 2 in the rpf_big_bang challenge.

Dedications: To the two wonderful people who unfortunately got assigned me (an by extension my very disorganised life) for this project, and not only showed amazing grace and understanding through the ridiculous ups and downs of getting this done, but showed they were wonderfully talented to. Many thanks to awakencordy and Marcy (I don't have your lj name!), who also took the time to beta some of this for me when I flapped a week or so ago and forgot to send her the update in a timely fashion.

Art Post:wonderful art and fanmix

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Just to let you all know that I will be getting around to replying to feedback and comments this week - and I'm REALLY sorry I'm taking so long - but I've been away and only just got back and I'm snowed under with RL stuff. I'm very appreciative of all the comments left and will reply to all, but...::gets stomped by RL some more:: Am nearly on my knees at the moment.

On the upside - I now have a new job that lets me work exclusively from home and has given me 3,000% more time to write (well, that excites me anyway!) so am also very happy as well as completely exhausted! Yippee!

Hope everyone is okay and enjoying life in general.

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Title: A Jared's Rules For Dating His Jensen
Author: breea1
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Not true in the slightest.
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Synopsis: Jared Padalecki loves Jensen Ackles. No, really, he does. He also has very high standards on his best friend's behalf. Standards that Jensen, aside from being unaware of, apparently doesn't apply as highly as he should to the people he dates. That's okay though because he has Jared to watch out for him. And Jared is very serious about standards being met.

Author's note: This is based on the completely hilarious 'A Father's Rules For Dating His Daughter' that made the rounds of the lists (remember the good old days of yahoo groups before the advent of LJ?!) a few years back and that I have now used for fic in no less than five different fandoms. Just. That. Funny. The idea for using it for fic was originally taken from the quite brilliant Diana Williams' 'Sentinel's Rules For Dating His Guide' over on 852 Prospect. Written for the rpf_big_bang challenge

Many, many thanks must go my assigned artist xeyraon this story who has shown extraodinary grace and patience through the many ridiculous problems that arose over the last few weeks and has been nothing but encouraging and supportive the whole time. I'm sorry I didn't know you better and I am very grateful that I got to benefit from your talents. Thank you.

Art Post: wonderful art!



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Username:breea1
Claim:Chad Michael Murray
Genre:Supernatural/CW RPF
Option:Fanfic
Prompt Table Theme & Number: 09 Choose Your Own Adventure
Link:Chadalicious!

A/N: The original idea for this is not mine. Eva P first suggested the idea of doing a series of multi-one shots using Chad in a variety of different settings and guises because she thought it would be a pretty fun excercise. And she was right. Thanks to Eva for the original idea and the snapshots community for giving me the chance to do it!

01.	earth	06.	fire	11.	water	16.	wind	21.	tell	26.	regret
02.	jostle	07.	respite	12.	fear	17.	legend	22.	possesion	27.	cemetery
03.	surrender	08.	secret	13.	need	18.	beginning	23.	Four Corners	28.	Disney World
04.	Graceland	09.	Roswell	14.	yesterday	19.	tomorrow	24.	zombie	29.	goblin
05.	helpless	10.	heroic	15.	unexpected	20.	determined	25.	loyal	30.	friend

So, in a manner typical to me, I'm only just getting up the nerve to post this instead of with the fic itself. Y'know, when it would be somewhat useful. Anyway, this is basically a collection of songs that I listened to ad nauseum and made me laugh when I was battling Cherish this summer. Most are tongue in cheek, some unbearably sugary - all utterly Cherish!

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Title: Cherish

Author: breea1

Disclaimer: Complete and utter fiction. I only wish real life operated like this! And, despite my enduring love for other people's Harlequin homages, I am deeply embarrassed that I wrote this. And had to fight off the urge to write 'pulsating manhood' and 'throbbing member' more than once. Just so's you know. Because those particular words
together never cease to be utterly hilarious.

Word Count: 75,421

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